If I had to write a list of people I dislike it would go a bit like this:

1. People who post cutesy pictures of animals on Instagram/Facebook/Twitter.

2. People who wander down the pavement looking at their phone and walk straight into you.

3. People who don’t say thank you when you hold the door open for them.

4. Actual criminals.

However, I do like this picture of the koala very much. He is not having a manicure. He was saved from a bushfire in South Australia and has second-degree burns but, according to his rescuers, is apparently ‘doing very well and in great spirits.’ They have called him Jeremy.

Here is another picture of Jeremy where he looks smacked off his head on morphine.

Also, if you’re interested, here is my previous favourite animal picture. It is of a baby gorilla having his heart checked with a chilly stethoscope.