I am going HERE tomorrow, Wentworth Woodhouse, the biggest privately owned house in Britain.

Three facts:

1. It has 1000 windows.

2. It has one room for every day of the year (365, for those of you who are struggling).

3. My best fact. One Baron von Liebig, when he stayed at some point in the 19th century, resorted to crumbling wafers along the corridors (there were five miles of them) from his bedroom to the dining room, so that he could find his way back after dinner.

Anyway, it’s for sale if you have a spare £50m or so kicking about.