So Matthew Off The Telly and I went on a top secret mission today, strapped up with Go-pro cameras. He wore it on his head, I wore it on a chest strap which made me feel a tiny bit like Gillian Anderson in The Fall when she puts her gun holster on over an immaculate and crease-free silk shirt.

Anyway I can’t tell you what we were doing yet but it was pretty tiring and I am struggling to walk tonight* as a result.

*Don’t be so disgusting. We certainly weren’t doing THAT in the hills of Hampshire.