In the SHINY NEW February issue of Tatler, I have written a piece about the horror of the hen-do. Essentially, if I never again had to see another penis straw in my life, I would die happy. For more thoughts along these lines, buy the issue.
Yesterday on Twitter, however, Tatler’s lovely arts writer Josh Spero pointed out that he was amused by the positioning of the hen-do piece. A piece about penis straws and a blowjob class called Milky Moments (HERE is a link to the class if you’re keen), alongside the marvellous Quentin Letts on the Tory MP Nicola Blackwood. So my apologies to Nicola, but if she’s ever had to drink a revolting cocktail through a penis straw – and what Tory MP hasn’t? – then I’m sure she’ll understand.
Here is Josh’s picture, and a little glimpse of his thumb.
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