LOOK how beautiful these eggs are. Laid by my mum’s chickens, the ones that weren’t killed by the dachshund. In Whole Foods, the blue ones are about £500 each.

Anyway, I brought some back from Sussex on Saturday, and then my friend Bells came for lunch on Sunday and brought me a carrier bag of rhubarb from her allotment. So it is quite ‘Good Life’ in my kitchen at the moment. If you ignore the 71 half-empty wine bottles and diet coke cans, that is.