Sophia Money-Coutts

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Here I am on Easter day with two girlfriends. We got so drunk we all burned and our faces started peeling on the flight back. Unholy.
6 April 2015

HAPPY EASTER…

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2 April 2015
You will NEVER guess who’s written about posh s&m in the new issue… There are pictures and everything.
30 March 2015

A bit of Easter suffering

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30 March 2015

Dietary requirements: a reply

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23 March 2015

‘There was a young lady from Ealing, who had a peculiar feeling, she lay on her back…’

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22 March 2015
My friend Michaelangelo couldn’t find a cravat for tonight so he bought a pair of size 18 knickers from M&S and tucked them into his shirt instead.
21 March 2015

The eclipse

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20 March 2015
Just seen the seating plan for something I’m going to tonight and I’m sitting next to a ‘Count Gakular.’ Suspect he’s not a real count.
20 March 2015
If I ever have a day where I don’t have to click on a ‘Forgotten your password?’ button I will throw some sort of feast in celebration.
19 March 2015

CHICKEN UPDATE

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19 March 2015
Pet hate: asking for ketchup, being given a thimble of ketchup
18 March 2015

Something I wrote about visitors books

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18 March 2015
If I see ONE more story about Jeremy Clarkson I might die from boredom.
17 March 2015
I was such a jolly baby #mymum
15 March 2015

The Sussex chicken murderer

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14 March 2015

Chin chin #cheltenham

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14 March 2015

Mission Accomplished 3: Matthew and I are chased by baying bloodhounds

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12 March 2015

Ben Stiller’s new film

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11 March 2015
Duck for tea. Where did the duck come from? ‘The ocado shooted it,’ apparently.
11 March 2015

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