Sophia Money-Coutts

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Can MORON car drivers look in their wing mirrors before flinging open their doors. Knee is size of a pissing grapefruit. Love, all cyclists.
26 February 2015

A lightbulb moment

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23 February 2015

Birthday lolz

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22 February 2015
Narcissus the peacock
17 February 2015
Me to Ben and Jerry’s man at cinema: ‘Please can I have a scoop of ‘Satisfy My Bowl?’ In no way embarrassing.
15 February 2015
Koo Stark on first date with Andrew: ‘Going into the restaurant we crashed into one another. ‘I am a Prince, I go first,’ he said.’
15 February 2015

A quiet Friday night

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14 February 2015

Roses are red, violets are blue, I absolutely promise, I won’t behead YOU

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13 February 2015
In the pub cheating on @geoffreyplumptre with Nigel
12 February 2015
NO MORE VALENTINE’S PRESS RELEASES I AM FULL UP WITH HALF-ARSERY TODAY
9 February 2015

Horsing around

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8 February 2015
Have now been in homebase for so long am contemplating a comedy loo seat
7 February 2015

House porn…

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4 February 2015
Can you have sex with a man who wears velvet slippers??? All the big questions this month #Tatler
2 February 2015

Matthew Off The Telly and I go flower arranging

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30 January 2015
GUYS, if you’re ever in Llandudno and peckish then seek out the @SeahorseBistro for scallops the size of a baby’s fist.
26 January 2015
Doing a bit of slate mining #Wales
26 January 2015
I am 29 and yet have already started travelling with my own alarm clock
26 January 2015

Just hanging out on Channel 5

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25 January 2015

Soon-ish…

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22 January 2015

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