Sophia Money-Coutts

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I am going to miami and I know nothing about it apart from the fact they quite like dolphins there. where should I stay?
4 March 2015

Hey look, it’s back!

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3 March 2015

APRIL TATLER features the bloody ravishing Petra Palumbo, a piece I wrote about the new wave of American heiresses and pictures of toffs in the bath. Splish, splash, posh…

3 March 2015

I’m commmmmminggggggg…

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2 March 2015
Happy St David’s Day from my local funeral parlour
1 March 2015

Sticky business

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28 February 2015
It’s SO spring-like I want to shave my legs for the first time in 8292 months and go for a bare-legged gambol in hyde park.
27 February 2015
Hang on the dress was white and gold & now it’s blue and black, but I ate a muffin in between so does it depend on if you’ve had breakfast?
27 February 2015
And for his next role…weird that I quite fancy Eddie Redmayne as a woman?
27 February 2015

Ziggy Stardust make-up, kind of

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26 February 2015
Can MORON car drivers look in their wing mirrors before flinging open their doors. Knee is size of a pissing grapefruit. Love, all cyclists.
26 February 2015

A lightbulb moment

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23 February 2015

Birthday lolz

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22 February 2015
Narcissus the peacock
17 February 2015
Me to Ben and Jerry’s man at cinema: ‘Please can I have a scoop of ‘Satisfy My Bowl?’ In no way embarrassing.
15 February 2015
Koo Stark on first date with Andrew: ‘Going into the restaurant we crashed into one another. ‘I am a Prince, I go first,’ he said.’
15 February 2015

A quiet Friday night

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14 February 2015

Roses are red, violets are blue, I absolutely promise, I won’t behead YOU

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13 February 2015
In the pub cheating on @geoffreyplumptre with Nigel
12 February 2015
NO MORE VALENTINE’S PRESS RELEASES I AM FULL UP WITH HALF-ARSERY TODAY
9 February 2015

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