Sophia Money-Coutts

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I am going to a gig tonight and they’ve just said the main act is on at 10.15pm. This is why the last gig I went to was Travis in 1998.
17 November 2016
That apocalypse has started, chaps. Canoes only on the towpath today.
15 November 2016
A man on the bus three seats back just leant over me to close the window I’d opened three stops earlier and I’m angrier than I’ve ever been.
14 November 2016

Zzzzzz……

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11 November 2016
My favourite Carol Vorderman fact is that she apparently eats 12 avocados a week. Excited to see how she deals without them in the jungle.
7 November 2016
Have already cried three times at The Crown and am only at the Queen’s wedding so expect to be dangerously dehydrated by end of weekend.
5 November 2016

A belated thing about New York

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4 November 2016
‘Well, once a lap dancer, always a lap dancer.’ A colleague on the phone to her mother this afternoon.
4 November 2016
Not convinced this guy’s a real spy
26 October 2016
Just googled ‘when do bears start hibernating’ as I want to eat every carbohydrate in London this week and think maybe my body is preparing.
26 October 2016

An update about various things

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21 October 2016
It’s very boarding school, all this panicking about Marmite.
13 October 2016

A thing about the apocalypse

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11 October 2016

A thing about Louis Theroux

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11 October 2016
It’s @benfogle’s EIGHTH book launch so to celebrate I made him pose with a Tatler sock puppet.
6 October 2016
Ah, splendid. It’s that time of year when we all start fighting over the opening and closing of bus windows again.
6 October 2016
EXCITING NEWS: I am Tatler’s new car columnist but I will be worrying less about torque and more about whether they have well-appointed cup holders. Launching soon. Vroom vroom.
3 October 2016
Blimey. A poor work experience serf in our office just got stuck with transcribing because he didn’t know he had to turn the cassette over.
27 September 2016
Always a good, calming idea to decide that what you really need to do at 10.58pm is hunt your flat for your fairly small bike lights.
26 September 2016

A thing I learned in Sicily

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26 September 2016

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