Sophia Money-Coutts

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A thing about Olympic diving

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11 August 2016
Many emails about the Duke of Westminster this morning so looks like the rise of the proletariat may still be some time in this country. Unless the death of a duke and the subsequent media clamouring was one of Marx’s stages of history. Can’t remember.
10 August 2016
Helen McCrory has excellent hair throughout

A thing about an exceptional play

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10 August 2016
RE Jamie Oliver, I saw my mum in labour with my little brother but Ally McBeal was on telly in the ward and I decided I’d rather watch that. Also I was exactly Daisy Boo’s age (13), and apart from the fact I still hear my mum’s screams in my head at night it didn’t scar me at all.
9 August 2016
If I ever send myself an email, then don’t get all excited when I see a little envelope pop up on my screen, that’ll be growth.
5 August 2016

A thing about London 2012

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5 August 2016
Don’t care what colour my passport is because I am not 11 years old.
3 August 2016
Enid Blyton must have been on crack when she wrote about British summers.
2 August 2016
'Hi it's Kim. Just dropping my motor off for its...what do you guys call it again?'

A thing about my MOT, again

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2 August 2016
I know we're bored of people showing off their holiday snaps on Instagram but LOOK at this sea.

A thing about various things but mostly about being SO HUNGRY

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1 August 2016
My dad just taught my how to use my phone as a hotspot to file a piece from abroad, so don’t understand why I’m not working for MI5 tbh.
28 July 2016
24 July 2016
Screen Shot 2016-07-22 at 17.25.43 Guardian. Not the Daily Mash. #Friday
22 July 2016
To anyone who insists on calling it ‘annual leave’, it’s actually ‘holiday’, you great turnip.
21 July 2016
Breaking: I can reveal that Pippa Middleton’s fiance James went to school at Uppingham, not Eton.
20 July 2016
Screen Shot 2016-07-20 at 13.09.34 ‘You’ve been a very good girl, I can tell,’ said the bearded man in a vest at the Harrods Christmas launch.
20 July 2016
Phone call from 5 live: ‘Hi Sophia. So you’re a former advisor to Ed Miliband?’ Me: ‘Oh I’m so touched but actually I work at Tatler.’
20 July 2016

A thing about being on Radio 4

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19 July 2016
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A thing about another hen party

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18 July 2016
Screen Shot 2016-07-13 at 20.24.31 I showed early political nous aged five when Thatcher left Downing Street and went round telling everyone she was off to have a baby, because that was why female teachers at school always left. So I know it’s been a shit show recently but, on the other hand, #WOMEN
13 July 2016

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