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Moving to Substack…

Do you know what Substack is? Lots of people don’t. It’s huge in the States and growing here pretty fast. It’s a website, essentially, which allows anyone who signs...

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Telegraph column on dogs

Took my mother’s dog (Beano, see left, behaving perfectly in the park) for a walk a couple of weeks ago and was shouted at for no discernible reason. So...

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Six months later…

Hi! How we doing? I have literally no excuse for being so feeble on here, apart from work, and life, and being away a bit, and sheer bloody idleness...

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The Vikings are coming…

I’m v proud to have written a story for The Spectator this week, about the rise and rise of Danish sperm donors. It was a phenomenon I learned about...

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*ABSOLUTE BARGAIN ALERT*

There are (roughly) a million things I need to post on here but am frantically trying to finish my new book atm. So until then, can I just alert...

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LOOKING OUT FOR LOVE IS OUT NOW!

It’s publication day! A day on which I am traditionally very highly-strung and anxious until I’ve my first drink at about 10.15am. Just kidding. I’m going to hang on...

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