Sophia Money-Coutts

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A thing about London 2012

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5 August 2016
Don’t care what colour my passport is because I am not 11 years old.
3 August 2016
Enid Blyton must have been on crack when she wrote about British summers.
2 August 2016

A thing about my MOT, again

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2 August 2016

A thing about various things but mostly about being SO HUNGRY

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1 August 2016
My dad just taught my how to use my phone as a hotspot to file a piece from abroad, so don’t understand why I’m not working for MI5 tbh.
28 July 2016
LAPTOPS OUT OF BAGS BEFORE SECURITY DON’T LOOK ALL SURPRISED AND TAKE HALF AN HOUR TO DO IT WHEN YOU GET YOUR TRAY
24 July 2016
Guardian. Not the Daily Mash. #Friday
22 July 2016
To anyone who insists on calling it ‘annual leave’, it’s actually ‘holiday’, you great turnip.
21 July 2016
Breaking: I can reveal that Pippa Middleton’s fiance James went to school at Uppingham, not Eton.
20 July 2016
‘You’ve been a very good girl, I can tell,’ said the bearded man in a vest at the Harrods Christmas launch.
20 July 2016
Phone call from 5 live: ‘Hi Sophia. So you’re a former advisor to Ed Miliband?’ Me: ‘Oh I’m so touched but actually I work at Tatler.’
20 July 2016

A thing about being on Radio 4

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19 July 2016

A thing about another hen party

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18 July 2016
I showed early political nous aged five when Thatcher left Downing Street and went round telling everyone she was off to have a baby, because that was why female teachers at school always left. So I know it’s been a shit show recently but, on the other hand, #WOMEN
13 July 2016
Everyone in co-op buying beer for football. I’m buying a box of Special K and punnet of blueberries. ‘You watching the game?’ says man behind till. ‘Nope. I’m watching Pride and Prejudice,’ I say. ‘The BBC version.’ Man behind till looks sad.
10 July 2016
Went to a hobbit themed party last night. According to Tolkien, hobbits are 3ft6 on average, so I’m slightly letting the side down there. But they eat six times a day which is much more my vibe.
10 July 2016
Went to a party last night where one girl was introduced to another and said ‘Oh hi. I think my granny is dating your grandfather.’ They live in an old people’s home in Hampshire. The grandmother’s 90, the grandfather’s 85. SO joyful.
10 July 2016
Andrea Leadsom has the air of a woman who should be working in the bra department of John Lewis.
7 July 2016

A thing about a bruise

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7 July 2016

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