Sophia Money-Coutts

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HA. Check in online, refuse to pay four million pounds for ‘allocated seating’. Get given an aisle seat anyway. In your FACE, Ryanair.
2 September 2016
I mean have you ever seen anything more cheerful in your life?
2 September 2016

A thing about being on my deathbed

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31 August 2016
If everyone could remember the practice/practise rule when filing copy I estimate that I would be 72 per cent happier.
25 August 2016
I sincerely hope all Americans who visit Notting Hill go home and tell people about our traditional British pubs.
23 August 2016

Various things

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23 August 2016
Undignified incident between me & some teenage lads on Boris bikes in Hyde Park today Me: Learn to ride a bike Lads: Shut up Me: You shut up
23 August 2016

A thing about facial hair

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17 August 2016

Current status of the @TatlerUK office: old English sheepdog puppies behind a velvet rope.

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17 August 2016

A thing about Olympic diving

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11 August 2016
Many emails about the Duke of Westminster this morning so looks like the rise of the proletariat may still be some time in this country. Unless the death of a duke and the subsequent media clamouring was one of Marx’s stages of history. Can’t remember.
10 August 2016

A thing about an exceptional play

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10 August 2016
RE Jamie Oliver, I saw my mum in labour with my little brother but Ally McBeal was on telly in the ward and I decided I’d rather watch that. Also I was exactly Daisy Boo’s age (13), and apart from the fact I still hear my mum’s screams in my head at night it didn’t scar me at all.
9 August 2016
If I ever send myself an email, then don’t get all excited when I see a little envelope pop up on my screen, that’ll be growth.
5 August 2016

A thing about London 2012

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5 August 2016
Don’t care what colour my passport is because I am not 11 years old.
3 August 2016
Enid Blyton must have been on crack when she wrote about British summers.
2 August 2016

A thing about my MOT, again

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2 August 2016

A thing about various things but mostly about being SO HUNGRY

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1 August 2016
My dad just taught my how to use my phone as a hotspot to file a piece from abroad, so don’t understand why I’m not working for MI5 tbh.
28 July 2016

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