Sophia Money-Coutts

Back to stuff 12:33pm Sunday 19th April 2015

Still not on honeymoon

As documented, it’s mostly been me and honeymooning couples on this Bahamian island, and then yesterday it was me, honeymooning couples AND a wedding party*. So I lay on a sunbed at the end of the seats and the bougainvillea-covered arch, drinking fairly strong strawberry daiquiris until the sound guys arrived and started testing things. At which point I thought probably that someone had paid a LOT of money to have their wedding here, and they didn’t necessarily want a slightly burnt stranger horizontal and hiccuping at the back.

*My friend Emily arrived from Florida for the weekend yesterday, so technically I wasn’t on my own. But that slightly ruins the gag.

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