Blog Posts

Moving to Substack…

Do you know what Substack is? Lots of people don’t. It’s huge in the States and growing here pretty fast. It’s a website, essentially, which allows anyone who signs...

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Telegraph column on dogs

Took my mother’s dog (Beano, see left, behaving perfectly in the park) for a walk a couple of weeks ago and was shouted at for no discernible reason. So...

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Six months later…

Hi! How we doing? I have literally no excuse for being so feeble on here, apart from work, and life, and being away a bit, and sheer bloody idleness...

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The Vikings are coming…

I’m v proud to have written a story for The Spectator this week, about the rise and rise of Danish sperm donors. It was a phenomenon I learned about...

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*ABSOLUTE BARGAIN ALERT*

There are (roughly) a million things I need to post on here but am frantically trying to finish my new book atm. So until then, can I just alert...

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LOOKING OUT FOR LOVE IS OUT NOW!

It’s publication day! A day on which I am traditionally very highly-strung and anxious until I’ve my first drink at about 10.15am. Just kidding. I’m going to hang on...

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Me being ridiculous, contd.

Ooof, what a funny few days. Very kind mention of my new book in the Mail on Sunday last weekend, which puffed my ego right up, then I wrote...

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Ho ho ho…

Last weekend’s column on rugby HERE. Today’s column on husbands HERE. I promise that Mumsnet story is true. Honestly, read the comments on the post HERE. Well worth it....

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It’s ART not porn!

An online exhibition has just launched of naked pics. Taken by Mary McCartney (as in daughter of Paul, although she probably finds people constantly saying she’s the daughter of...

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