Matthew Off The Telly and I are doing a little video series called Mission Accomplished for the Tatler website.

THIS is our first effort:

I was mainly concerned about my dress, very kindly lent by Catherine Walker. Trouble was, it had quite a serious train so I had to hoik it up in an unladylike fashion and loop the train through a tie at my waist. This meant that I kept flashing my bottom in our rehearsal. A kindly lady lent me a safety pin to cover it because apparently mooning isn’t the done thing at a Scottish reel.

The good thing, though, was that Matthew Off The Telly wore a kilt but kept his underwear on throughout.