Few updates this week, sorry. And by few I mean none, partly because I still have no broadband OR television in my flat and have taken to reading in the evenings a bit like a Jane Austen character. Although I suppose I do have electricity and Spotify playing music through my phone, so not entirely like Lizzie Bennet.

In the meantime, enjoy this picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger in a wig. When he made a speech at last year’s Spectator Cigar Awards, he finished it with that very line. ‘I’ll be back’ he said. And everybody roared with laughter like it was the best gag they’d ever heard. People need to get a grip.