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18th January 2017
My mum calls spiders ‘ponies’ in an attempt to make them less terrifying, which I quite love. So right now there is a little pony galloping up my bathroom wall. It’s only bad when you lose sight of the pony and you’re not sure where it’s cantered off.
Writer and maker of terrible jokes. Is it time for lunch yet?
Went to see this last night. BRILLIANT @lizkingsma
BEHOLD the full longlist. Absolutely bonkers compa
Beyond beyond beyond beyond BEYOND excited that Di
Wearing a vintage piece tonight (Sainsbury’s, 20
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