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31st May 2017
Got bit bored on flight home last night. Experimented with new phone. Phone now stuck on weird selfie setting. Anyone want a balloon sausage dog?
Writer and maker of terrible jokes. Is it time for lunch yet?
Went to see this last night. BRILLIANT @lizkingsma
BEHOLD the full longlist. Absolutely bonkers compa
Beyond beyond beyond beyond BEYOND excited that Di
Wearing a vintage piece tonight (Sainsbury’s, 20
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