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17th June 2019

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Brain surgery on Monday. Sofa on Wednesday. Braves

Brain surgery on Monday. Sofa on Wednesday. Bravest woman I know ❤️

Talking (🏉🏉🏉) balls in @thetimesmagazine

Talking (🏉🏉🏉) balls in @thetimesmagazine today! Thank you Queen @nicola_jeal and super team @robertwilson9 @hannahjbetts @juliawrenmakeup

Column today on Carrie Johnson making her Instagra

Column today on Carrie Johnson making her Instagram public, becoming an influencer and why I’m selfishly delighted because I’M* FEATURED IN IT! (*my book)

Sophia Nomoney-Coutts! Career high to be in @priva

Sophia Nomoney-Coutts! Career high to be in @privateeyenews 🙌🏻

In love with *every single aspect* of this story f

In love with *every single aspect* of this story from this week’s @countrylifemagazine. Especially the last line.

In @theststyle today talking about my week at @may

In @theststyle today talking about my week at @mayrlife_official and, well, mostly my bowels if I’m honest. Thank yooooooou @phoebejmcd for sending me

What a babe @rosiem_c 👰🏻‍♀️💕

What a babe @rosiem_c 👰🏻‍♀️💕

Long story short, there was a chimney sweep (???)

Long story short, there was a chimney sweep (???) at the wedding

Delighted to be rounding off a really solid week o

Delighted to be rounding off a really solid week of front-page headlines about Coutts. (Thank you to all the moles who contributed. I BARKED with laughter at them all, but had to give first prize to Mr Laundry)

What noisy LARKS. Thank you @polestarcars for invi

The thing is I went to the @harpercollinsuk summer

The thing is I went to the @harpercollinsuk summer party last night the day after getting back from @mayrlife_official. So I had a few sherbets and when the brilliant @laraarnottphotography told me to pose, I seemed to think this was how you did it???

Sherpa Money-Coutts, reporting for duty 🫡

Sherpa Money-Coutts, reporting for duty 🫡

‘Very vulnerable to disturbance’

‘Very vulnerable to disturbance’

I asked the very talented @janetylerstudio if she

I asked the very talented @janetylerstudio if she could put a slightly odd slogan on a plate for @hmillward’s birthday present. And she did it SO beautifully and brilliantly that @hmillward cried. JOB DONE. If you need an original and immensely jolly present for anyone she also makes plates/fruit bowls/excellent candlesticks…💫💫💫

Unimprovable 👌🏻

Unimprovable 👌🏻

Completely absurd weekend @redroosterfestivals. Ca

Completely absurd weekend @redroosterfestivals. Can never go to a festival again unless it involves staying in a folly. Culmination was @callmekingfish coming into the crowd last night and serenading us. What a sound.

Discussing my absolute PET PEEVE and the thing tha

Discussing my absolute PET PEEVE and the thing that makes me maddest of all with the @womenaremadpodcast crew. And then slightly laughing at my own joke.

THE SANDWICH: pistachio mortadella, fried almond a

THE SANDWICH: pistachio mortadella, fried almond aioli, sweet and sour aubergine caponata, burrata and rocket crammed between fresh focaccia which has soaked up all the oily loveliness. Really really really absurdly good. Well worth queuing for. Probably just a couple of Rennie for pudding 👍🏻 @chatsworthbakehouse

A tragic short story feat @chatsworthbakehouse

A tragic short story feat @chatsworthbakehouse

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