Took my mother’s dog (Beano, see left, behaving perfectly in the park) for a walk a couple of weeks ago and was shouted at for no discernible reason. So...

Hi! How we doing? I have literally no excuse for being so feeble on here, apart from work, and life, and being away a bit, and sheer bloody idleness...

I’m v proud to have written a story for The Spectator this week, about the rise and rise of Danish sperm donors. It was a phenomenon I learned about...

There are (roughly) a million things I need to post on here but am frantically trying to finish my new book atm. So until then, can I just alert...

It’s publication day! A day on which I am traditionally very highly-strung and anxious until I’ve my first drink at about 10.15am. Just kidding. I’m going to hang on...

Right, another slightly full-on week. I went to Dubai last Thursday to cover the opening of a new hotel out there (the one that Beyoncé sang at, coming to...

Ooof, what a funny few days. Very kind mention of my new book in the Mail on Sunday last weekend, which puffed my ego right up, then I wrote...

It’s January 7, so I think we probably can. But I hope you had a blinder, didn’t murder any member of your family and are now as tubby as...

Last weekend’s column on rugby HERE. Today’s column on husbands HERE. I promise that Mumsnet story is true. Honestly, read the comments on the post HERE. Well worth it....

An online exhibition has just launched of naked pics. Taken by Mary McCartney (as in daughter of Paul, although she probably finds people constantly saying she’s the daughter of...

GOOD MORNING. Forgot to post last weekend’s column so you get two, today, you lucky devils. HERE is the one on the brilliance and wisdom of Lady Glenconner, former...