It’s ART not porn!
2nd December 2022
An online exhibition has just launched of naked pics. Taken by Mary McCartney (as in daughter of Paul, although she probably finds people constantly saying she’s the daughter of...
A double-column day
28th November 2022
GOOD MORNING. Forgot to post last weekend’s column so you get two, today, you lucky devils. HERE is the one on the brilliance and wisdom of Lady Glenconner, former...
Dinner with my pals from The Queue…
14th November 2022
…was the topic of Saturday’s Telegraph column which you can read HERE. Tbh, I think I probably looked better at the end of The Queue, after 12 hours of...
Going wedding dress shopping, and some film ramblings…
11th November 2022
Last Saturday’s column HERE, all about wedding dress shopping, which was a silly and fun and moving and absurd and WONDERFUL way to spend an afternoon. Also, if you’re...
6th November 2022
Sometimes, as a journalist, you have to tackle the tough stories and ask the tough questions. Other times, you get to interview the world’s most famous male model (as...
Saturday’s Telegraph column: are the French actually more polite than us Brits?
31st October 2022
Having spent a month in Provence writing my new book, I wondered this big question. The Brits love being rude about the French (or some Brits, I should say),...
Calling all foot fetishists
28th October 2022
Just joking. Please don’t email me if you’re into feet because in truth mine aren’t very lovely. This is probably too much information but a few years ago, when...
Times column today
24th October 2022
I’ve written about the diabolical shambles of our government. Just joking, I’ve written about Sloanes and Tatler’s new Little Black Book list. Read it HERE. Also, I’ve had some...
Back to business *rolls up sleeves*
20th October 2022
Hoooooorah, thanks to the lovely and very patient computer genius Jo Loveridge, my website has been polished and updated. It’s new and improved, with various bits and bobs about...
11th January 2022
HAPPY NEW YEAR. A week or so ago I wrote in my column that we were only allowed to say this for a certain time period towards the start...
HAPPY HAPPIEST CHRISTMAS
23rd December 2021
Season’s greetings. I hope everyone’s safe and well. I am, finally, feeling perkier again after Covid. Cor, it was boring though. I’m pretty lucky that I didn’t have it...