Blog Posts

It’s ART not porn!

An online exhibition has just launched of naked pics. Taken by Mary McCartney (as in daughter of Paul, although she probably finds people constantly saying she’s the daughter of...

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A double-column day

GOOD MORNING. Forgot to post last weekend’s column so you get two, today, you lucky devils. HERE is the one on the brilliance and wisdom of Lady Glenconner, former...

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The Gandyman

Sometimes, as a journalist, you have to tackle the tough stories and ask the tough questions. Other times, you get to interview the world’s most famous male model (as...

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Calling all foot fetishists

Just joking. Please don’t email me if you’re into feet because in truth mine aren’t very lovely. This is probably too much information but a few years ago, when...

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Times column today

I’ve written about the diabolical shambles of our government. Just joking, I’ve written about Sloanes and Tatler’s new Little Black Book list. Read it HERE. Also, I’ve had some...

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Back to business *rolls up sleeves*

Hoooooorah, thanks to the lovely and very patient computer genius Jo Loveridge, my website has been polished and updated. It’s new and improved, with various bits and bobs about...

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Howzit?

HAPPY NEW YEAR. A week or so ago I wrote in my column that we were only allowed to say this for a certain time period towards the start...

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HAPPY HAPPIEST CHRISTMAS

Season’s greetings. I hope everyone’s safe and well. I am, finally, feeling perkier again after Covid. Cor, it was boring though. I’m pretty lucky that I didn’t have it...

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