Out of office

I am on serious Tatler business in the Bahamas for the next week, so communication may be limited.

These days there are relatively few places where you can’t get 4G/3G/any kind of G/mobile reception, but I’m vaguely hoping this trip may be one of them.

What tends to happen in these places is that I arrive, slap some suncream on, FREAK out about not being able to check Instagram and then gradually relax as I realise what a joy it is not to receive 19103 PR emails a day saying ‘Please come to the launch of our edible hat.’

So, basically, if you want me over the next week, tough. I will be lolling about on the beach drinking rum.