Hi all. Couple of links for one. HERE is my column about holiday competitiveness and why everyone should stop trying to outdo one another because it’s VERY BORING.

And hugely excitingly, HERE is a link to Amazon where you can no pre-order my book. It’s not out until August but if you order it via here it will land on your doormat on the very day it comes out. Which would be exceptionally kind and make me very happy. And I hope it will make you laugh. That’s the main thing, I think. Laughing.