As documented, it’s mostly been me and honeymooning couples on this Bahamian island, and then yesterday it was me, honeymooning couples AND a wedding party*. So I lay on a sunbed at the end of the seats and the bougainvillea-covered arch, drinking fairly strong strawberry daiquiris until the sound guys arrived and started testing things. At which point I thought probably that someone had paid a LOT of money to have their wedding here, and they didn’t necessarily want a slightly burnt stranger horizontal and hiccuping at the back.
*My friend Emily arrived from Florida for the weekend yesterday, so technically I wasn’t on my own. But that slightly ruins the gag.