The theme of my next book…

…as explained by the Evening Standard. I went to a friend’s house for dinner last night and we had a big debate about the spelling. Should it be spurglar or sperglar? Because there is *technically* another definition of ‘spurgling’, but I don’t think I can bring myself to tell you what it is here. You’ll have to Google it. Just don’t do it if anyone can see your phone/computer screen. And clear your search history afterwards.