Good morning from sunny Belfast. Couple of things. HERE is my column from yesterday. You might have seen the internet fury last week when the posh dating app was announced. Sigh.

And HERE is a piece from today’s Mail about the etiquette course I went on in NYC. Although I’m sorry to tell you that, despite having gone on an etiquette course, sometimes I still wear socks for two days in a row and leave Twirl wrappers all over the floor of my car.