This week’s column is about using your phone on the loo (click HERE to read it).
i) I have used a cheerful photo of Tom Hardy to illustrate this because I googled ‘using your phone on the loo’ and all the images made me feel ill.
ii) Secondly, a chap called Robbie tweeted me yesterday to say he was reading the column while actually *on* the loo. And I just want to say if the same applies to you now, right this minute, don’t feel like you have to tell me. Just wash your hands afterwards. And maybe have a little think about how you use Twitter.