Today’s column: a romantic one

SO psyched to announce that from this Sunday you get more of me grumbling about things because my column’s got bigger. HERE is the link to today’s but, bad luck, you’ll have to cough up for it. I made the mistake of reading the comments when I checked to see if the column was online this morning (never read the comments etc etc). There was one from a chap called Michael insisting ‘whispers’ meant I’d made the pre-nup thing up. Not true. It came from a very impeccable contact, but obviously I can’t reveal who they are, Michael, because their head might be cut off.