This is a Kindle special for all of February which is an ABSOLUTE STEAL and will barely keep me in almond croissants, but I hope it makes you laugh. Alternatively it’s out in paperback in APRIL.

While I write this I am doing what my friend Clare least likes (watching telly while doing something else), and that is watching the last episode of the BBC Keeler drama. If you haven’t seen it, you must. It’s on iPlayer. I wrote about my love for James Norton in my Standard column just before it started and this has only fanned it. He is super and the actress who plays Christine (Sophie Cookson) is so exquisite she’s making me want to start wearing flicky eyeliner every day.