I would bore on about how much I loathe the concept of Black Friday here, except I’ve already done that on Instagram AND Twitter today and Sali Hughes has written something much better than I ever could on why it’s such a barking invention. Read her piece HERE.

Also, while discussing Thanksgiving, Black Friday and Americans in the Tatler office this morning we veered slightly off topic and one colleague announced that blow jobs are apparently illegal in Massachusetts.

As I said, barking, the lot of them.