My GQ piece about dating posh girls

4th April 2017

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TOMORROW: the @telegraph annual charity phone-in w

TOMORROW: the @telegraph annual charity phone-in with various writers manning the phones to take donations for four wonderful charities @macmillancancer @age_uk @actionforchildrenuk @rblicharity. Last year I took a call from a lady who sounded VERY let down to have got me so here’s hoping I don’t cause similar disappointment tomorrow. Give us a ring from 10.30am!🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅☎️☎️☎️☎️☎️

Important to remember Carol at this time of year.

Important to remember Carol at this time of year.

First pic up in new kitchen and SO pathetically pl

First pic up in new kitchen and SO pathetically pleased with myself I may not hang anything else. If anyone wants the name of the lovely mirror guy who made and installed the splashback it’s Dan (@mirrorworks) and he was SO kind and helpful, and can do different effects depending on the level of vintage that you’re after.

Rod Stewart last night at the O2, saluting a pic o

Rod Stewart last night at the O2, saluting a pic of Zelensky. He’d just come out wearing blue and yellow and sang Rhythm of My Heart to a backdrop of photos from Ukraine. Times gave him ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ this morning and called this bit ‘oddly moving’ which is v true. I also enjoyed the moment when Rod announced ‘I’ve still got it…Whatever *it* is.’ Turned down Qatar to belt out the classics in London. What a hero ✌🏻🕺💛 Thank you @katieunderwood 😘😘😘

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