I’m not going to go into too much detail because you must all buy the new Tatler to read the full story. But, in a nutshell, a couple of months ago Matthew and I went to drive a load of Land Rovers in a fight not to the death which we called Toff Gear. Such larks.*

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*Small but important point: we both won THE SAME NUMBER of challenges but Matthew won overall because I knocked over more cones. Those who have ever played Articulate with me will know how well this went down.