A thing about Halloween

An ex-boyfriend of mine, an American, used to claim that Halloween was his ‘favourite holiday’. ‘IT’S NOT EVEN A HOLIDAY,’ I never said, because I was younger and much more tolerant then.

These days, I find the collective hysteria over Halloween even more extraordinary. Endless Instagram pictures of shit pumpkins, people thinking novelty wigs are amusing and the BARKING MAD trend for slutty Halloween costumes.

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Because Cecil the Lion was so sexy, right?

 

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To be fair, corn on the cob IS hot.

 

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Phwoaaaarrrrr, Donald Trump you sexy man beast.

 

olaf

No, I’m sorry. I draw the line at Sexy Olaf.

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