V-e-r-y delayed in putting up this weekend’s column because yesterday I was q hungover after an excellent wedding and could hardly speak in full sentences, let alone type.

Anyway HERE it is.

Also, I sent my book back to my lovely editor Charlotte on Friday, edits done. And she replied with some exciting news which I probably can’t tell you quite yet, but I can tell you The Plus One has been sold in Germany, France and Brazil so far which is suuuuuper exciting and also fairly intimidating. Intrigued about what my sex scenes will sound like in German. What is the German for ‘dildo’, anyway?